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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 06:58

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

Do airline pilots try to avoid turbulence? How can you tell if your flight has been rerouted due to weather conditions or other factors?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are the potential economic consequences of the U.S. following Europe's lead on climate policies, as discussed in the article?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

What is love?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service